Just the segments:

• determine that this podcast is probably only for our mom.
  
• discuss reverse baby locks.
  
• discuss popular video games.
  
• break down a joke.
  
• self-congratulate each other on our web comics. Sorry.
  
• find out if Melanie's students are witches (without ever using the word "coven").
  
• discuss more practical child rearing techniques.
  
• satiate my wife's curiosity on the subject of Modular Fiction. You're welcome, Lauren.
  
• talk about how you can contact us